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  • bootyscientist:

    thecommonraven:

    sassysinglelady:

    image

      compliments don’t get people killed. 

    i deadass thought the first article was from The Onion

    (via hitchikers-guide-to-the-bible)

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  • onefuckingmin:

    Theme 03: Holy Water

    preview // code

    FEATURES:

    • 250px posts
    • 2 extra links
    • title and description
    • sidebar image
    • infinite scroll
    • customizable colors 
    • search box

    PLEASE LIKE IF USING

    DON’T REMOVE THE CREDIT // DON’T JUST TAKE THE UPDATE CODE FROM THEME

    if you have questions (x)

    (Source: my-chemical-tea, via yasmastah)

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  • mindfang:

    WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE

    (via mosoli)

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  • genderikari:

    siliconedrops:

    genderikari:

    real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

    I stopped reading at “real women”

    you should have kept reading

    (via ponfairy)

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  • troyleryoutube:

    tylersmintgreenhair:

    life-sandwich:

    officalumhood:

    i want to punch a wall

    "No, go fuck yourself."

    Iconic.

    This is perfect

    (via hashtag-kittydicks)

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  • karasratworld:

    You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

    (via luciferofficial)

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  • thenewagecaveman:

    hm1princesspeach:

    man she put up with a lot of shit

    she had two kids with that man

    (Source: mccalacheyenne, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • 124:

    rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
    the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    (via nerdjpg)

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  • natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.

    (Source: hillsmaria, via mitra-the-piemaker)

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  • phantomcat94:

    escapethefallout:

    I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

    I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

    (Source: heatvents, via goddammitshinji)

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