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  • crinoline-gremlin:

    rougeoctobre:

    i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

    especially in the arts.  We’re under enough stress as it is

    (Source: poppunk-babe, via haileybookky)

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  • febricant:

    adhoption:

    river-b:

    motherfuckinoedipus:

    abnels:

    memeguy-com:

    You win this round cheese

    actually that is a rectangle cheese

    [oxford comma laughing in the distance]

    [vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

    I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

    it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

    (via goddammitshinji)

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  • gunpowderandspark:

    dapperhatsandfancypants:

    theausterevolunteer:

    oscarstardis:

    stillmonkeys:

    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    (via beluras)

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  • themysteryofgravityfalls:

    Gravity Falls has some great posters shown throughout the series. We’ve been recreating several of them and you can buy them over at our Etsy store. We have also partnered with some artists to sell their work based on the show as well. Be sure to check them out!

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

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  • teenagesoil:

    I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

    (via karcuttle)

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  • loser-fish:

    Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

    (via aphchinos)

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  • easyay:

    why is there an ewok in a grocery store

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via haisimsim)

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  • peachberrylove:

    aph-lovelies:

    commanderofdeath:

    Here. Have a cute ghost.

    Drag it. It’s transparent.

    jESUS CHRIST, MAN

    I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

    (Source: papa-erwin, via angel-of-britannia)

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  • quimbycub:

    willow-wanderings:

    nedahoyin:

    queenqueerqutie:

    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations

    Wow..

    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    (Source: denicedenice, via thelifeofahermit)

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